In the early 1960s, a "celebrity beach bum" named Jack Murphy—aka Murph the Surph—helped mastermind the stealing of the Star of India sapphire from the American Museum of Natural History. The film concentrates on the sociopathic pre-theft activities of Murphy (played by Don Stroud) and his partner in crime Allan Kuhn (excellently impersonated by Robert Conrad). The hollowness of Murph and Kuhn's Miami Beach lifestyle is offset with their never-ending search for "kicks"—the last of which earned them both stiff prison terms.

1. Main Theme 3:21
2. Over the Side 2:16
3. Sailing to Bermuda 1:53
4. The Star of India Glows 1:29
5. Lonely Ginny :49
6. Boat Chase 4:25
7. Murph the Surf 4:59
8. Noise Alert 1:38
9. The Job Backfires 1:18
10. Smashing the Jewel Case 2:34
11. One Sided Love :59
12. Bermuda Locksmiths 1:35
13. End Theme 2:08